What's unfortunate about a snowman with an erection???

No one ever builds snow ladies with all the bits....

Still, it's somewhere to hang the top hat whilst he's waiting at the bar.

Anyone got any eggnog?? Good.. a huge pitcher full.. great. That'll do for cleaning the toilets out. They've never been the same since I got trapped in there and it's the only decent thing to do with eggnog.

Who the hell drinks that crap anyway?

Ah... Bum hugs.

LTS