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Thread #97291   Message #1913193
Posted By: GUEST,EBarnacle
18-Dec-06 - 08:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Did Santa ever go to the toilet?
Subject: RE: BS: Did Santa ever go to the toilet?
It was Chico Marx who stated that there was no sanity clause.
In common with other magical beings, and unlike the Buddha, Santa does not have to relieve himself during his travels. He knows it would soil his image...as well as slowing him down.