f--king hell Keith! I thought you were turning over a new leaf for christmas. already you're calling someone a liar.

if everyone was strictly telling the truth, the republicans, unionists, brits and irish would probably have very little to be snarling at each other about. and the world would be smelling sweet like one of glade adverts on telly, or like the winalot one one with nice music in the background and lots of handsome looking dogs running off into the sunrise....... towards a perfect world.