'Mmmm, lovely brush but what happened to all my lovely tail jewellery I'd been collecting? Some of it was quite rare, I hope it's been put aside safely! Mmmm, nice lap, nice cuddly Catter!'

The stray Tabby purred her contentment and tried to keep her claws to herself for the time being.

'That squid's a bit of a worry all covered in jello, he'd better not get a slimy tentacle over here by the bar, you'd never get that out with a flea comb in a million years!'