That sounds like a song I remember on the radio in my younger days -
A guy is a guy. I don't remember the words, just the pattern of them...
I went to the ..... like a good gal should,
He followed me .... ..... ..... like I knew he would
Because a guy is a guy wherever he may be.
And now you've heard the story ...... this fellow did to me.

Or something like that.
So which came first, the clean one or the dirty one?
Robyn