and that reminds ME of the young fellow back in the hills who was married to an even younger bride, (he being concerned that HE was her 'one & only'.

Well, the wedding was on Sunday....but on Monday, Zeke came stompin' up to her Daddy's place, dragging Bessie Sue by the arm. Her daddy came out when he heard the ruckus and said,
"Whut's goin' on, Zeke?"

"Waal", says Zeke, "I'm a bringin' her back...she won't do!"

"But, on Sunday you was so happy to be gittin' Bessie Sue!"

"Yeah, but now I don't b'lieve she was a virgin, like you said she was."

"Why in the world would you think that, Zeke?"

"It's just that Sunday night when we...you know...she was just a mite too sure 'bout whut to do!"

"Well, Zeke....you know it ain't like it gotta be studied. It comes kinda natural."

"Yeah...well, maybe that up & down stuff comes natural, but that 'round & round' stuff is learned!!"