The story of Sheila and Gregor

Gregor: Sheila, em, you know how much I like to come to your place and I think, I wish, what do you think about making love?
Sheila: Gregor, you are such a sweet person and you know how much I care for you, but it does not feel right. So, I'm afraid but I have to say no.
Gregor: But why, Sheila?
Sheila: I've thought about it for a long time, even before you have asked, and I think it is not what I feel comfortable with. I could have decided differently under different circumstances and I nearly did but as it is now the answer is no.
Short pause
Gregor: Don't you think we could reconsider my suggestion one more time. I mean it would be so much fun to both of us.
Sheila: Your persistence flatters me, Gregor, but I have said no.
Gregor: But why, Sheila?
Sheila: I have my reasons and I don't expect you to understand them so just accept what I have said as my final word.
Short pause
Gregor: But it could be so rewarding and so exiting
Sheila: I think you should learn to understand a no. My no will still be a no in five minutes, in an hour, tomorrow, next week or next month.
Gregor: Could you explain to me once more your reason for saying no?
Sheila: You wouldn't accept it anyway, so why should I?. Could we talk about something else?
Short pause
Gregor: But wouldn't making love be fun for you too?
Sheila: CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD NO?
Gregor: I don't know why you shout, Sheila, I'm just asking politely. So, how about we both just making love to each other?
GregorSheila: You bloody idiot, you behave like a complete asshole.
Gregor:: It disappoints me, Sheila, that you are using such words. Have I ever insulted you in a similar way?
Sheila: OH, JUST FUCK OFF:
Gregor: But you had invited me don't you remember? And do you think your insults are a good example to follow for others?
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Wolfgang