And as regards the urinating lady at the tube station, I've seen plenty of large and none too clean women - and men - inside the building in my time. Stones and glass houses?

But I assume these people were not urinating when you saw them inside C#H? I would certainly hope not, anyway. Unless of course they were in the C#H Ladies and Gents (respectively) at the time.

I think it was the urination that was being objected too, rather than the size or cleanliness of the woman in question - primarily, at least.