Once there was a man who went to his Doctor and said "Doc, I have this terrible pain in my butt and I don't know what to do about it." The Doc said, " Well take off your dawers and let's have a look." The man dropped his trousers and underware and sure enough, the man had little red sores all over both buttocks. Some were infected and there were many scars where other sores had healed. The Doctor said, "I've never seen anything like this. Do you have any idea of what may be causing this?"

The man replied, "Oh, I know what is causing it. It's from sitting on tacks."

"Well," said the Doctor, "I would think the solution is self-evident. Stop sitting on tacks!"

"Oh, I would, I would," the man sobbed "but I can't. That's my JOB!"

Bid a greatful Farewell to your tacks, Partridge. May God bless you with a more fulfilling vocation or location, whichever will give you a more comfortable position for your posterior!