I have been totally frustrated in my attempt to gift my brother with the PERFECT Christmas gift. Any of you who have seen the movie "A Christmas Story" will know what I am talking about. The local Rite-Aid advertised a lamp made of a lady's leg clothed in fishnet and bearing a perfectly hideous shade.
They sold them out on day 1. All the stores are sold out.
SIGH!
He would have put it in his front window and loved it.
SINS