SINSULL: you would enjoy our Jesus lamp, found (as are so many good things) at the Town Dump. He is plaster, with a crown of thorns, blood trickling down his temples, a bulb-and-shade carrier sprouting from the top of his head, and a soulful expression on his face. As a bit had been chipped off the end of his nose, we added an elastoplast.
He gives a good light for reading, and gets some startled glances from those visitors seeing him for the first time.