You have to now, Meebs, it's the law! I have so many I don't know where to begin but I guess the worst at the time was when I was about 14 ( that particularly self-concious age) and was given a wonderful silver swimsuit, absolutely the last word in chic, my dears! Quite understandably by my adolescent values of the time,I showed off big style culminating with a 'look at me' dive into the water and what I believed to be a graceful climb out of the pool,much puzzled to be greeted by gales of hysterical laughter.Looking down I discovered that every bit of silver had departed it's accustomed place leaving a completely transparent mesh in it's place and the sight of my skinny adolescent body in all it's lack of glory. I still go cold thinking about it!