Mudcat Café message #1920950

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Thread #97520 Message #1920950
Posted By: Bernard
28-Dec-06 - 08:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: Turkey (and other) leftovers.
Subject: RE: BS: Turkey (and other) leftovers.

So I asked my mother how long a turkey should keep in the freezer.

"About three months" she said.

"Funny", I said, "I put one in yesterday and it was dead this morning!"