LOL! I went to NYC when I was 14. Lots of people asked me, how did you get here?? (on a covered wagon, you nut)

Much trouble with Indians? (only when they are drunked up and have knives)

I kinda like the folks in Custer (South Dakota) State Park who park on the road, no shoulder at all, to get out and pet the buffalo. The ones who ignore the posted speed of 45 MPH are fun too. ZOOOOOM thru the park, around the blind 20 MPH curves.....BAM! Not much left of a small car after it hits a buffalo. Or careens thru a whole herd.

Did you know that the plural of tourist is tourii? hee hee. Family word.