Today I saw a 'crane' on a building site near Morrisons superstore..then in Morrisons I saw 'Stork' but chose Clover instead.I made a 'swift' exit from there with my friend Jack Daw who says he had an 'eagle' on the golf course yesterday. 'Birdies' on golf courses, whatever next. He invited me to play golf but I had to 'chicken' out and decided to 'swan' off into town. He had a little 'grouse' at me and threw one of his clubs, causing me to 'duck'
He is definitely not a pheasant plucker.