Bernard enters, stage right, looking moonstruck. He stares at the sky, rubbing his stomach.

Bernard: Oh!! How I wish I had a hot dog! Or a HAMBURGER!! How I wish the Cow-Burner was here!!

Strings intro. Bernard sings while moving to stage front and traipsing to and from melodramatically"
Cow-burner, cow-burber, burn me a cow
Don't ask me when, don't ask me how!
Make me a burger so full of a delight,
And burn me a cow
To-night!


Dog maker, dog maker, make me a dog!
Long as a mile!
Thick as a log!
Rich with red catsup and mustard so bright!
And make me a dog,
To-night!!

You can make my stomach growl,
Make the rafters sing!
All I'm asking, take my soul
And make me one
With everything!!

Cow-burner, cow-burner, burn me a cow
Any old way! Any old how!
Fire your charcoal up, burning and bright,
And burn me a cow,
To-night!!


Coda of light-hearted strings plays as he dances of stage left, leaping....