Seamus, don't start a physical fight with me. Or rather, don't put me into a position where I can't walk away from it. One or the other of us would be hurt very badly, and I mean physically.

Here, online, well, ain't nobody called me nothing I haven't been called before, and usually by better people. Best to ignore such, and if they want my address so that they can punch me in the nose, well, it's not a secret or anything about where I work.

But it better be one good punch, 'cause that's all they're a-gonna git. And I apologize in advance if I go into "finishing technique;" it's an automatic program and I would do my best to stop before it came to that, but I really can't promise.

That's why I'd rather walk away. Dead people are so, well, MESSY, and I feel badly every time I see the spot where I killed somebody. Why, I'd probably have the room recarpeted.