For Dave and gnomes everywhere


I went into a forum I used to frequent,
To post words of wisdom it was my intent.
Imagine my horror as the curser did roam
When it found the thread title, "Gno more Gnome"

And it's gno, gnay, gnever,
Gno, gnay, gnever, gno more,
Will I post here on Mudcat,
Gno, gnever, gno more.

It seems he's been driven to withdraw his words
By obgnoxious gnonsense and gniggling gnerds
And gnow he's been left there with gnothing but pain,
Gnonmembers and gnobheads must shoulder the blame.

Chorus

So let's raise a glass to our most gnoble Gnome
And hope he'll ig gnore all the gnerds and come home.
Then all the begrudgers will learn to their shame
That a gnome will gnever fall foul of their game.

And it's gno, gnay, gnever,
Gno,gnay, gnever, gno more
Will they drive Gnome from Mudcat,
Gno, gnever, gno more.