Oh hard is the fortune of all womankind
They're always controlled, they're always confined
Controlled by their parents until they're a bride
Then slaves to a vampire the rest of their life..

Oh I am a poor girl, my fortune is sad
I have always been courted by a Vampire called Vlad
He courted me daily by night and by day
And now he's decomposing and going away

My friends never liked him because he's so strange
They say he's a vampire & slightly deranged
I choose who I sing with, my life is my own
And if they don't like him they can leave him alone

Your bats are all hungry, go feed them some blood
Come sit down beside me and digest in the mud
Your chariot needs greasing, your whip's for to mend
Come fly down here by me let's go round the bend

Your sneering's so sleazy, your breath's pretty rank
I'm sorry, its better to be up front & frank,
Your teeth are too pointy, you look like a toff
So fare thee well, darling, it's time to rack off..