The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #88825   Message #1930207
Posted By: Mr Happy
08-Jan-07 - 10:20 AM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
KINS AND ITS DINAH DARMZOTTEN. '

Tis rich person of a tradesman who remained in London.
It however had a girl, a rare pleasant gel.
Your name was him of Dinah, the sixteen short years old man.
With a very large fortune in the money and gold.

Choral society.

There too cram mint, ram keel him Logroller roulette.
Nose which also misses all.

Since from Dinah ' go their garden during one day were.
Your dad it came to him, and consequently has says him.
"To go itself behaviour, Dinah, in with the admirable series.
And courageously receive and homosexual to you a husband! "

Papa I have OH -, dad!
OH - do not want to say a cultivated understanding.
And it connects precisely already, why I do not feel inclined.
I give you fortunately more o'er my great fortune.
If you make me live more particularly during a year or two."

"To go, go the fattiest girl," who one of the parents answered. "
If you do not approve to be this must of the young man here.
I give your great fortune to next trunks.
And you do not collect the use of a particular pin."

To go as from Land hats icemen the garden around.
It spooned its dear Dinah which is absolutely the reason.
And a cold Pizza basin which puts it by its side.
If Ticket-soft ' indicates twas, by Pizza pie she died.

It embraced more o'er its corpus cold with that with miles.
It called it its Dinah, although she is not any more.
Then, the Pizza pie swallowed like one liked courageous thus.
And in Valley of kings and its Dinah lie both in a tomb.

Morally.

All take to you now young people Maude with warning by it.
Not to never in no case to him go' NO Rung eh or Sansei.
And all worry to you young people the vehicles.
Around of which you applaud eyes think of kings of village.
And of Dinah and the basin of the cold Pizza pie.