Indeed, it has been shown that the whole Iraq war has been faked by the gay liberal media. The only deaths have been a few unfortunate road accidents where excited children waving flags have momentarily distracted convoys of US Marines distributing toys to deprived neighbourhoods, although there is also an unconfirmed report of one teenaged girl being killed with kindness.
We owe people like the Guest above an infinite debt of gratitude for leading us down the path of the right.