You know, if Jesus really did say to love your neighbor as thyself--I'm what you might call an active proponent of "self-love," so I'm sure that if I were to "love" my neighbor, I'd be following Jesus's will regardless of the neighbor's gender. And you know it's not Onanism if it doesn't hit the ground!

I'd love to see a Christian introducing himself to his new neighbors by sticking his hand down their pants.