I've just read the one about the guy returning to his home town after an embarrassing fart.

My embarrasing moment came during a sound check for a festival performance here in UK about 2 years ago.

I bent down to open my instrument case and behind me was a low level drum mike that was turned on. The festival food and real ale had taken hold and I let one go,,,,right into the mike. It was heard at 1000's of decibels all over the festival site.

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