Frankie Howerd had this TV show called "Up Pompei"

He's saying, "I go sloshed in Syracuse and rotten in Rome and I'm not going to tell you what I did in Pisa"

Then he goes on with his show, cracking all kinds of silly jokes.

Eventually, he says, "I got plastered in Paris too"

Keep yer chin up.

LUVYA,

Bert.