Gulp - it's getting all confessional here.
Well, I have appeared in other guises before I became the upright, downright decent chap that you see before you now. GUESTS:The Sugarplum Fairy, the Chocolate Soldier, the Nutcracker and even Tchaikovsky himself - in their questioning of Able Seaman Terry the Terrier - may, er, have shared more than an IP address with me.