I've never seen a musical score that included the shakey egg, the Tropical Rainforest thingy or the Harley Davidson Black Phantom (think Meat Loaf) but hey! If you can score cannons (1812 Overture) then why not an honest attempt to give the "egg" a befitting role in a serious piece of music!

(The laughter dies down...) I shot one with a 30-06 at 20 yards and I'm sure it probably made a stupendous sound but alas, it couldn't compete with the rifle report.

If you go into the USGS site and click on United States Earthquakes you will instantly realize that there are about a half dozen or so earthquakes around the bulk of the nation but on any given day there are about 300 to 400 earthquakes in California. Shakey Chickens lay shakey eggs and you sure don't want those hatching in your peacable haunts. Then you'd have shakey chickens and the next thing you know, EARTHQUAKES. Send 'em back to California.