I've pondered those very thoughts....

I've always wondered how Americans 'did it' because there's never a wet patch or an item of underwear out of place. (There's never a fanny fart, slapping of stomachs or cabaret show of dangly bits either but that could just be my experience).

American women must be amazing if they can go to bed, shag like bunnies and wake up next morning still dressed, perfectly coiffured and made up to catwalk standards. I can barely make it out of the house without looking like I've been through a hedge...

Perhaps I'm just sleeping with the wrong man....

LTS