Personally, I am astounded that Teribus even responds to the ever so smarmy cat house calls, sleazily and unwantedly displayed by Captain Ginger. 'His' swingin' 'tenderloin' is about as welcome here as sausages in a 'whole earth' catalogue... Why does he persist?

Suppose I just ask him real nicely to take it back to the spa where he found it?

...and just answer the original query... instead of displaying, like a mock peacock... his petrified and heterophobic aimlessness.
ttr