Geoff Higginbottom tells a canny story aboot a toon in Cheshire (aah think) with two pubs - The Red Lion and The Golden Lion

A third pub wez built as the toon grew and was caalled The Pavillion but everyone referred to it as The Pavil Lion

Aah aalwez thowt a great name for a pub wad be 'The Frog & Nightgown' or 'The Ghost & Gumboil'

Divvent ask uz why - It's just summat me marra and me used te think ab oot when we wez kids

Gerramonsgstit Man!