Damn!! I hit the wrong key first time.


Mike Harding:       to a young lady    "you don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Anon                     " look at that lass,I bet she's flattened some grass in her time"

Anon                      " No!, if she was two faced she would wear the other one'

To a worthless person    "You are nowt a lb and s**ts tuppence"