As you play all your new CDs
Give a thought to your old LPs
Throw them out with a cold cold heart
Or transform those LPs into art

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Spray them gold like the harvest moon
Hang them up in the living room
Go right now to where paint is sold
Buy a can, go outside, spray them gold

Heat 'em up in an oven warm
When they're soft you can change their form
Let them flop, let them bend and then
When they're cool they get hard once again

Make a clock out of Johnny Cash
Make a lamp out of Monster Mash
Lawrence Welk, done with vinyl corn
On the wall they can all be reborn

-- Berryman & Berryman