"Meself, you surprise me. Do calves REALLY eat at your table?"

I hold with the enlightened notion that animals are our equals if not superiors - not only do the calves, cows, bulls, sheep, horses and chickens eat at the table, but I wait on them hand and hoof. By the way, there's nothing they enjoy more after a hearty repast than a rousing chorus of Whiskey in the Jar ...

(The pigs insist on dining in separate quarters ... they have their own ways ... ).