Good morning, Mom. Today is

Intergalactic Cheese Ball Day!!!

though, in the spirit of inclusion, the lactose intolerant among us may celebrate

Municipal Pecan Roll Day!!!

and those with both lactose intolerance and nut allergy may observe

Sub-Regional Bowling Ball Day!!!

Anyone who chooses to celebrate the latter is asked to post a review, seeing as how most of us have never eaten a bowling ball.