-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
(He sings)
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip On our man-to-hand relationship And come to terms with truly how we feel?
If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you afterall. Oh and Rodney, while you're shaving, shave my balls.