In the 1970's I did a gig at Mexborough Concertina Club.

As I was setting up the PA, the concert secretatry wandered up to me and whispered conspiratorially, Do you know what's under that stage....?

I nearly said, ....last weeks act maybe? But I just said,.... no idea mate.

Hundreds of concertinas! Hundreds!

I wonder what happened to them.

another Al