Giok had
"When all of a sudden a great mealie pudden
Cam fleein' through the air"

FC had
Blaze Away always came out as:-
Aint it a pity she's only one t---y
To feed the baby on!

I seem to recall

"Mrs McVitty
had only one t**ty
To feed the baby on.
The poor little fu**er
Had only one sucker
to gnash his teeth upon.

When all of a sudden
a great mealie pudden
Cam fleein' through the air
It hit poor auld Nelly
A shot in the belly
And knocked her tae the flair."