Tune? Give me a chance - I've only just written the words! :-)

Yes, I started out with the idea of a parody of Bonny Black Hare of course, but somehow it took on a life of its own. There are probably many tunes that would fit, but adhering to the true spirit of traditional songs, I intend to compose my own tune as soon as I get time. :-)

Thanks for the kind comments, folks.