I categorically and paragorically deny having ever used the name Fairlane. Everyone knows I am a General Motors man, so the hypothesis doesn't hold water. And furthermore, why would I buy 25 thongs??????? Everyone knows that there are 7 days in a week, so one would logically buy either 21 or 28 thongs so that you could have a fresh one every day of the week. Furthermore, 2:00 to 3:00 A.M. EST is the early evening in Oz last time I was there, which I am not admitting to. And I did not call them feckingcobs. I said "Fecking gobshites"..............errrrrrrrrrr..........I mean, I would have said that. And if I ever did meet a fella from the Maquiladora zone, he might indeed feel like he has had sex when I was done, but not the type he would enjoy..............LOL. And THE FAIR ONE would never admit to showing me the famous botanical gardens and the walking tour of the harbor, or consider taking me to a house concert with Andy Irvine, or show me the beautiful beaches up the coast from Graystanes, or go nude snorkeling on the Barrier Reef or anything like that. She is a proper Irish woman. Shame on you 'Spaw for pandering to such base instincts.......I would have thought you would have taken the discussion to a higher plane, such as the Mile High Club.......

I sure missed this place while I was gone.

Big Mick