>>>Is it true you're riding a new BMW motor bike Lizzie?<<<

Would someone please tell that idiotic, holier than thou, goodytwoshoes twit of a woma, from The Ministry Of Wrecks And We OWN EVERYTHING' that she is in the land of The Wreckers down here!

Doesn't she know that Wrecker's Blood runs through our veins...and it matters not if it's a BMW bike, a box of oranges or 75 years of 'newborn' nappies...A WRECK IS A WRECK and it's cargo belongs to the people of The West Country!!!!!!!!!!

AND....WHY have the dictators who run this country got The Coastguards patrolling Branscombe Beach...telling those naughty people that they'll all be transported if they dare to take anything home with them????? I mean.....we only have about 6 coastguards left in the country don't we...and now..NOW they're all on Branscombe Beach!!!

Someone get Seth to write a song about it....

Rumour has it that two Wandering Minstrels were to be seen up on Salcombe Hill that night...with their lanterns swaying and their voices ringing out over the waiting town.......

"Give us a wreck O Lord...."

And...if you go on to eBay...the UK one...and put Branscombe in the 'search' ....you'd be surprised what you can find! ;0) Although eBay keeps removing the items....

Right..I'm just off for a spin around the town MacKenzie...care to hop on the back?

;0)