I can't resist:

(Bleep) save our gracious Queen
    Long live our noble Queen,
    (Bleep) save the Queen:
    Send her victorious,
    Happy and glorious,
    Long to reign over us:
    (Bleep) save the Queen.

    O (bleep), our (bleep), arise,
    Scatter thine enemies,
    And make them fall:
    Confound their politics,
    Frustrate their knavish tricks,
    On thee our hopes we fix:
    (Bleep) save us all.

    Thy choicest gifts in store,
    On her be pleased to pour;
    Long may she reign:
    May she defend our laws,
    And ever give us cause
    To sing with heart and voice
    (Bleep) save the Queen.

You'll notice I didn't use that version with the Scots in it.