Kendall, I'm so ashamed!!! I can't speak for Dan of course, but I am simply reporting the FACTS here. I believe it is the duty of each one of us to report the truth as we know it.

For instance last week I reported that you were under suspicion for a series of bodega streakings in the South Bronx for which you've since been cleared. So there is some good news. At the same time I also noted that you were trying to cure your acute sinusitis by shitting size 13 Bass weejuns.....Anything new on that front?

Spaw