Because the Albino Bunny won the vote - which had to be in by the middle of December - and now they are totally embarrassed.

Good.

But we are in a dilemma - and JL knows this.

If we kick up too big a stink then all we do is harm the music we love. So we tend not to.

Many of the press we would have to deal with are not past the folk is done by "people who wear aran-sweaters, have fingers in their ear, tankards hanging off their belts and long beards".

And that is just the women.......