The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #19233   Message #194918
Posted By: wysiwyg
14-Mar-00 - 06:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
Subject: RE: BS: The Mudcat Tavern
Agent Praise reels in from the street and hops onto a barstool. "I'm outta that F**ing Mudcat FBI for keeps this time! The f**ing grant is submitted, the f**ing mailing is as done as this woman's goin' to do it, the f**ing staff are back to being productive-- the perfect time!! I quit! Gimme an oil tankerful of yer best or I'm off to see what cujimmy's pourin' at the British Isles Mudcat Tavern! An' hey-- didja see that buff boyo in uniform that just left? Ah, he was butt-ugly till he smiled, then he broke my f**ing heart! Men-- there you are--- form a press gang and get him back here-- I'm takin' over the jello pit! Along with any man big enough to share it with!"