1. "It's a lonely way, you know... the way of the necromancer..."

2. "Him there, with the five and a half hat size, has the makings of a bloody hero!"

3. "What'd you say, Stanley? You said no hookers! *punch* You said no hookers! *punch* No hookers! *punch* No hookers! *punch* No hookers! *punch*"

4. "I bet you're gay."

5. "Hey, Sheriff! You forgot your pants."