Lurglarate? Scandalous defamation. A luciferian logolepsy upon you.

Thou are a lupanariam lurdan, some weird and lutaceous lusus naturae and dost require a lustrum-length lustration for your lurgulary of the MOAB's gentle stream of ideation, the work of a shameful lygophile or a lypemanic victim of lymacatexis, who should properly be lyssophobic but is not aware enough.

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