Yeah, Don Last? So what's yer problem? Goin' by that system it sounds to me like the image most guaranteed to sell product to chimps...well, male chimps anyway...would be a shot of the hindquarters of a female chimp who is ALSO considered to be an "important" member of the chimp population.

Like Maizy Allenberg, fer instance. She runs a famous primate cathouse in Nevada. I can get you pics of her hindquarters...for a price.