I say,I say,I say Whats the difference between a cross-eyed cowboy and a constipated owl ?
A cross-eyed cowboy shoots and shoots and can't hit...................
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I say,I say,I say Whats the difference between a Barrow-Boy and a Dachshund?
A Barrow-Boy bawls out his wares on the pavement........................
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I say,I say,I say how many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
I don't know it has never been tried
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I say,I,say,I,say whats the difference between a slice of bread and the entire French male poulation
You can make soldiers out of bread