Well, the software upgrade at work danged near killed me today, what with the upgrade being done remotely and all and the Internet connection going down in the middle of the thing. Gonna prolong it into tomorrow: twenty libraries await the upgrade.

But I called in the true experts. These are the Unix gurus, the guys who, although they are missing certain parts, can make the operating system do about anything. They are really one-of-a-kind: truly unique Unix eunuchs.