Believe me I would not have come back even if I had a chance to see Shrub set his hair on fire and was running down Constitution Avenue yelling the British are coming but this "incident" in Boston was just too much.

These poor guys making minimum wage are facing 5 years in prison for perpetuating a hoax to inspire fear and panic!
I swear if these guys get 5 years , how much prison time should shrub get, or Colin Powell or that potty mouthed liar Cheney get?

The media has touted the Lite Brite toy as an electronic device. Its a light bulb folks. Maybe they would get lif3e it it were a Nintendo.
My niece has a Lite Brite and the most dangerous thing about it is stepping on the small plastic plugs in bare feet.

Only Boston could be this stupid. 10 years ago a child was shot to death by a Boston motorist. The motorist was found innocent since the kid had a super soaker. What did Boston's city council do? IT BANNED SQUIRT GUNS. Real guns were excempt unless they resembled a super soaker.

The authorities are are calling the "Hoaxers" dangerous idiots. Before I go back I want the real idiots to look in the mirror and behold the real danger, just once.

Molly Ivans.

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