Just received this and thought I'd pass it on, so people who haven't seen her know we're not exaggerating. (I've added a couple of annotations in brackets for some that may not be obvious to everyone outside the UK).

Famous Jade Goody quotes:
* "Where is East Angular, is it abroad?" (East Anglia is part of England)
* "Rio de Janeiro - that's a person"
* "The Daily Mail is the post" (Daily Mail is a newspaper)
* "Saddam Hussein - that's a boxer"
* "A ferret is a bird"
* "I had my first birthday when I was one"
* "Who is heinzstein?"
* "Mother Theresa is from Germany"
* "Sherlock Holmes invented toilets"
* "The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?"
* "I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen, but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland"
* "What's a sparagus? Do you grow it?"
* "I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell"
* To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things... don't think I'm being daft... but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
* "Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"
* "They were trying to use me as an escape goat"
* "Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain"
* "That's asexual harassment"